dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

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10:12 am  •  18 May 2013  •  10,049 notes

familyfriendlyurl:

when i was 15: Big Boobs Porn. Hot Babe Porn. Sexy Ass Porn. Sexy Hot Babes Porn

me now that im an adult: Big paying taxes Porn, Giving Birth TO My Son Porn, Supporting a Family Porn, Mowing the Grass Porn

11:53 pm  •  15 May 2013  •  75 notes
5:59 pm  •  15 May 2013  •  1 note

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

4:51 pm  •  15 May 2013  •  12,485 notes

88th:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

4:23 pm  •  15 May 2013  •  46,261 notes

jackvvhite:

like hmm running low on cash better send my son’s nudes to foreign porn companies what’s a loan

4:23 pm  •  15 May 2013  •  88 notes

hungarian:

*takes a nap* who am i

9:29 pm  •  14 May 2013  •  36,043 notes

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

2:09 pm  •  14 May 2013  •  27,295 notes

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

12:04 pm  •  14 May 2013  •  27,295 notes
  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme
  • 9:18 pm  •  12 May 2013  •  86,710 notes

    sillywhiteperson:

    familyfriendlyurl:

    Sickest Bird: The Peacock, thats what i call my dick when im jerking it into the toilet so my mom doesnt catch me. she knows what im doing cuz im pretty loud but at least this way she wont see my penis, unless she gets the ladder and climbs up to…

    4:41 pm  •  12 May 2013  •  43 notes